Client: Hey! This DVD with the commercial doesn’t work!
Me: What do you mean it doesn’t work?
Client: I put it in the computer and this menu comes up and plays 4 seconds of music on a loop.
Me: Do you see the little icon in the bottom left of the screen that is a freeze frame of your commercial?
Client: Yeah.
Me: Click that with your mouse.
Client: That seems like a lot of work.
Tell me what you want in one word (or less)
From: CLIENT
Subject: WEDDING
Message Body:
PRICES
Fuck It!
